Assalamualaikum dan selamat sejahtera. Rasa malas je kan nak start kerja pagi-pagi ni. Sebelum start buat kerja, apa kata kita cari mood dulu.....layan......
1. Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
Because it means...
E - End of.
T - Thinking.
C - Capacity.
2. How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife's Mind about you?
Suddenly send her SMS Saying...
"I Love you too"
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GAME OVER..!
3. When do you know your in love?
When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
4. What is the Difference between Young Age & Old Age?
Simple..
In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..!
In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!
5. "Why is Face book such a hit?
It works on the principle that:-
"People are more interested in others life than their own"
6. A Question Asked In A Talent Test:
"If you are married to one of the Twin Sisters, How would you recognize your Wife?"
The Best Answer:-
Why the hell should I recognize?
7. What is the difference between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE"?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
8. Why does the bride & groom exchange garlands at the time of wedding...
Because they say each affectionately that "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...
9. What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
10. What is the Biggest Benefit of having a crush in the same college where you study ?
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100% Attendance... :-P
11. Teacher: What Is The Difference HIMAMI & SUNAMI?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash, SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
12. Difference between Friend & Wife?
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife"
suka # 5 tu
BalasPadam